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MOVIE	DIRECTOR	Story	Look
12 Monkeys	Terry Gilliam	4 ½	5
28 Days Later	Danny Boyle	5	5
The 7th Voyage of Sinbad	Nathan Juran	1	3 ½
A
About Schmidt	Alexander Payne	4	4 ½
Adaptation	Spike Jonze	5	5
The Adjustment Bureau	George Nolfi	3 ½	4 ½
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen	Terry Gilliam	4 ½	5
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai	W.D. Richter	3 ½	3 ½
AKIRA	Katsuhiro Otomo	4 ½	6
Alice	Jan Svankmajer	4	4
Alien	Ridley Scott	4 ½	6
Aliens	James Cameron	4 ½	6
Alien3	David Fincher	1	4
Alien Resurrection	Jean-Pierre Jeunet	4	4
Alien Prometheus	Ridley Scott	4 ½	6
Alien Covenant	Ridley Scott	3 ½	6
Altered States	Ken Russell	4 ½	4 ½
Amelie	Jean-Pierre Jeunet	4 ½	6
American Psycho	Mary Harron	3 ½	4 ½
An American Werewolf in London	John Landis	5	5
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy	Adam McKay	4 ½	4
Angel Heart	Alan Parker	3 ½	4 ½
Animal House	John Landis	6	6
Animatrix	various	1 ½	4
Annihilation	Alex Garland	3 ½	4 ½
Apocalypse Now	Francis Ford Coppola	6	6
Army of Darkness	Sam Raimi	3 ½	3 ½
Arrival	Dennis Villeneuve	1 ½	4
Atomic Blonde	David Leitch	2	4
Audition	Takashi Miike	4	5
B			top
Bad Boys (1983)	Rick Rosenthal	4 ½	4 ½
Bad Taste	Peter Jackson	2	2
The Bakerton Group	The Guys from Clutch	11	11
Barton Fink	Joel Coen	3	5
Basket Case	Frank Henenlotter	3	3
Batman	Tim Burton	4 ½	4 ½
Beau is Afraid	Ari Aster	3 ½	5 ½
Behind the Drunken Movie Reviews	The Drunken Movie Reviewer	6	6
A Better Tomorrow	John Woo	3 ½	4
Beyond Re-Animator	Brian Yuzna	3	3 ½
Beyond the Black Rainbow	Panos Cosmatos	2 ½	4 ½
The Big Lebowski	Joel Coen	5	6
Big Trouble	Barry Sonnenfeld	3 ½	4
Big Trouble in Little China	John Carpenter	4	4
The Bird With the Crystal Plummage	Dario Argento	3	3 ½
Black Hawk Down	Ridley Scott	4	6
Blade Runner	Ridley Scott	6	6
Blazing Saddles	Mel Brooks	5	4 ½
Blood Simple	Joel & Ethan Coen	3 ½	4
Blow Out	Brian De Palma	3 ½	4
Blue Thunder	John Badham	4 ½	4 ½
Blue Velvet	David Lynch	4 ½	4
The Bourne Identity	Doug Liman	3 ½	4
Brain Dead	Adam Simon	3 ½	3 ½
Brazil	Terry Gilliam	5 ½	5 ½
Brick	Rian Johnson	4 ½	5
Bride of Re-Animator	Brian Yuzna	2	2 ½
The Bridge on the River Kwai	David Lean	5	6
Brotherhood of the Wolf	Cristophe Gans	4½/4	6/5½
Bubba Ho-Tep	Don Coscarelli	5	4
Burke & Hare	John Landis	5	5
C			top
The Cabin in the Woods	Drew Goddard	4 ½	4 ½
Cannibal! The Musical	Trey Parker	3 ½	3 ½
Casablanca	Michael Curtiz	4 ½	4
Cat 'O' Nine Tails	Dario Argento	3	4 ½
Catch Me If You Can	Steven Spielberg	5	5 ½
Chicago	Rob Marshall	2 ½	4 ½
Chicken Run	Peter Lord & Nick Park	4 ½	5 ½
Un Chien Andalou	Luis Buñuel	?	4
Chinatown	Roman Polanski	5	5 ½
City of Lost Children, The	Jean-Pierre Jeunet	6	6
Clash of the Titans (1981)	Desmond Davis	4 ½	5
Clerks	Kevin Smith	5	3
A Clockwork Orange	Stanley Kubrick	5 ½	6
Cocaine Bear	Elizabeth Banks	3 ½	4
Code 46	Michael Winterbottom	3 ½	5
The Collected Shorts of Jan Svankmajer: Volume One	Jan Svankmajer	3 ½	5
The Collected Shorts of Jan Svankmajer: Volume Two	Jan Svankmajer	4	5
The Conversation	Francis Ford Coppola	5	4 ½
Cowboys & Aliens	John Favreau	3 ½	4 ½
La Cravate	Alejandro Jodorowsky	1	2
Creature From the Black Lagoon	Jack Arnold	2 ½	3 ½
Cronos	Guillermo del Toro	3 ½	4 ½
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon	Ang Lee	6	6
D			top
Dagon	Stuart Gordon	4 ½	4 ½
Darkness Falls	Jonathon Liebesman	3 ½	4
Dawn of the Dead (1978)	George Romero	4	3 ½
Dawn of the Dead (2004)	Zack Snyder	3	4 ½
Day of the Dead	George Romero	2	3 ½
Dazed and Confused	Richard Linklater	5	5
Dead Alive	Peter Jackson	4 ½	4 ½
Dead & Breakfast	Matthew Leutwyler	3	3
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid	Carl Reiner	3 ½	3
Dead Snow	Tommy Wirkola	2 ½	4
Delicatessen	Jean-Pierre Jeunet & Marc Caro	5	6
Demonlover	Olivier Assayas	1	2 ½
The Descent	Neil Marshall	4	5
Desperado	Robert Rodriguez	4	5
Diary of the Dead	George A. Romero	1	2 ½
Die Hard	John McTiernan	6	6
Dirty Duck	Charles Swenson	1	2
Dirty Harry	Don Siegel	4 ½	3 ½
Dr. Strangelove	Stanley Kubrick	5 ½	5
Dogma	Kevin Smith	4 ½	4 ½
Dog Soldiers	Neil Marshall	4 ½	4 ½
Donnie Darko	Richard Kelly	6	6
Don't Torture a Duckling	Lucio Fulci	3 ½	4 ½
Doomsday	Neil Marshall	2	4 ½
Dredd	Pete Travis	1 ½	3 ½
The Driller Killer	Abel Ferrara	3	3 ½
Drugstore Cowboy	Gus Van Sant	5	5
Drunken Master	Yuen Woo-ping	3 ½	4
Dune (2021)	Denis Villeneuve	4	6
E			top
The Endless	Justin Benson & Aaron Moorehead	4 ½	5
Enemy of the State	Tony Scott	3 ½	4 ½
Enter the Dragon	Robert Clouse	3 ½	4 ½
Eraserhead	David Lynch	1 ½	4 ½
Escanaba in da Moonlight	Jeff Daniels	2	2
Escape From New York	John Carpenter	4	4
Even Dwarfs Started Small	Werner Herzog	?	4
Evil Dead 2	Sam Raimi	6	6
eXistenZ	David Cronenberg	3 ½	4
The Exorcist	William Friedkin	4	5
The Experiment	Oliver Hirschbiegel	4	4 ½
F			top
Face/Off	John Woo	1	4
The Fall Guy	David Leitch	4	6
Fallen	Gregory Hoblit	3 ½	3 ½
Falling Down	Joel Schumacher	4	5
Fando y Lis	Alejandro Jodorowsky	3	3 ½
Fantastic Mr. Fox	Wes Anderson	4	5 ½
Fargo	Joel Coen	6	6
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas	Terry Gilliam	5 ½	6
The Fearless Vampire Killers	Roman Polanski	4	4
La Femme Nakita	Luc Besson	5	6
The Fifth Element	Luc Besson	3 ½	4 ½
Fight Club	David Fincher	5 ½	6
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within	Some Japanese Guys	3 ½	5 ½
The Fisher King	Terry Gilliam	5 ½	5 ½
Fitzcarraldo	Werner Herzog	3 ½	4
Five Deadly Venoms	Chang Cheh	3 ½	4
Frankenstein	James Whale	2 ½	2 ½
Frantic	Roman Polanski	4 ½	4
The French Connection	William Friedkin	4	4
The Frighteners	Peter Jackson	4 ½	4 ½
From Beyond	Stuart Gordon	4	4 ½
From Dusk Til Dawn	Robert Rodriguez	5 ½	5 ½
Fury	David Ayer	4	4 ½
G			top
The Game	David Fincher	4	4 ½
Garden State	Zach Braff	4	4
Get the Gringo	Adrian Grunberg	3 ½	4
Ghost Ship	Steve Beck	1 ½	4
Ghostbusters	Ivan Reitman	5 ½	4 ½
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo	Niels Arden Oplev	4	5
The Good, the Bad, the Weird	Kim Jee-woon	3 ½	5
Gozu	Takashi Miike	3 ½	3 ½
H			top
Halloween (1978)	John Carpenter	3 ½	3
Hamburger Hill	John Irvin	4	4
Happy, Texas	Mark Illsey	2 ½	2 ½
The Happytime Murders	Brian Henson	3 ½	4
Hard Bastard	Godfrey Ho	2 ½	2 ½
Hard Boiled	John Woo	4 ½	5
Hellboy	Guillermo Del Toro	4	5
Hereditary	Ari Aster	4 ½	5 ½
Hi, Mom!	Brian De Palma	1 ½	2 ½
High Noon	Fred Zinnemann	4 ½	5
Highlander	Russell Mulcahy	4	5
History of the World, Part I	Mel Brooks	3 ½	3
Hitch-Hike	Pasquale Festa Campanile	4	4
Hollywood Knights	Floyd Mutrux	3 ½	2 ½
The Holy Mountain	Alejandro Jodorowsky	4	6
Hot Fuzz	Edgar Wright	5	5
House	Nobuhiko Obayashi	2	3 ½
House By the Cemetery	Lucio Fulci	4	6
How to Get Ahead in Advertising	Bruce Robinson	3	4 ½
Hudsucker Proxy	Joel Coen	4	5 ½
Humanoids From the Deep	Barbara Peeters	2 ½	2 ½
I			top
I, Robot	Alex Proyas	4	4 ½
Idiocracy	Mike Judge	7	4
If Chins Could Kill	Bruce Campbell	*	*
The Illusionist	Neil Burger	2 ½	4
In the Mouth of Madness	John Carpenter	5	4 ½
Inception	Christopher Nolan	5	6
Insomnia	Christopher Nolan	2 ½	4
Ichi the Killer	Takashi Miike	3 ½	5
J			top
Jacob's Ladder	Adrian Lynn	5	5 ½
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back	Kevin Smith	4	4 ½
The Jerk	Carl Reiner	3 ½	3
John Dies at the End	Don Coscarelli	5	4 ½
John Wick	Chad Stahelski	4	6
Johnny Dangerously	Amy Heckerling	3 ½	4
Junk Head	Takehide Hori	6	6
K			top
The Kentucky Fried Movie	John Landis	3 ½	3
The Killer	John Woo	3 ½	4 ½
King of New York	Abel Ferrara	4	5
King Kong (1933)	Merian C. Cooper	4	4 ½
King of the Ants	Stuart Gordon	3 ½	4
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang	Shane Black	5	5
Kong: Skull Island	Jordan Vogt-Roberts	3 ½	5
Kung Fu Hustle	Stephen Chow	4 ½	5
L			top
The Lair of the White Worm	Ken Russell	2 ½	2 ½
Land of the Dead	George A. Romero	4 ½	4 ½
Last House on the Left	Wes Craven	3 ½	2 ½
The Last Man On Earth	Ubaldo Ragona, Sidney Salkow	2	2 ½
Last Tango in Paris	Bernardo Bertolucci	3 ½	4
The Last Temptation of Christ	Martin Scorsese	4 ½	5 ½
The Legend of Drunken Master	Lau Kar-leung	3 ½	4
Let the Right One In	Tomas Alfredson	5	4
The Lighthouse	Robert Eggers	4	5
Like Water For Chocolate	Alfonso Arau	3	3
Little Nicky	Steven Brill	1 ½	1 ½
Little Otik	Jan Svankmajer	3 ½	4
The Lives of Others	Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck	6	6
The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue	Jorge Grau	3 ½	4 ½
A Lizard in a Woman's Skin	Lucio Fulci	2 ½	4
Longlegs	Osgood Perkins	4	4 ½
Lord of Illusions	Clive Barker	2 ½	4
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring	Peter Jackson	5 ½	6
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels	Guy Ritchie	6	5
Lost In La Mancha	Keith Fulton & Louis Pepe	4	3 ½
Lucky	Steve Cuden	4	2 ½
Lunacy	Jan Svankmajer	3 ½	4 ½
M			top
Mad Max	George Miller	2 ½	3 ½
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome	George Miller & George Ogilvie	3 ½	4
Magic	Richard Attenborough	3	3 ½
The Magic Christian	Joseph McGrath	3 ½	2 ½
Mallrats	Kevin Smith	3 ½	3
The Maltese Falcon (1941)	John Huston	4	3 ½
Mandy	Panos Cosmatos	2	4
El Mariachi	Robert Rodriguez	4	2 ½
Marihuana	Dwain Esper	1	1
Mars Attacks!	Tim Burton	3	5
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World	Peter Weir	3 ½	5
The Matrix	The Wachowski Brothers	5 ½	6
The Matrix Reloaded	The Wachowski Brothers	4	5 ½
The Matrix Revolutions	The Wachowskis	4	5
May	Lucky McGee	3	5
Meet the Feebles	Peter Jackson	3/3	2½/3½
Memento	Christopher Nolan	4	4
Menno's Mind	Jon Kroll	1	2
Metropolis (1926)	Fritz Lang	2 ½	2 ½
Midsommar	Ari Aster	4 ½	5 ½
Miller's Crossing	Joel & Ethan Coen	3 ½	4 ½
Monty Python and the Holy Grail	Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones	6	6
Moon	Duncan Jones	5	5
Ms .45	Abel Ferrara	2 ½	3 ½
N			top
Natural Born Killers	Oliver Stone	3 ½	4
Near Dark	Kathryn Bigelow	3 ½	4 ½
The Nice Guys	Shane Black	5	6
Night of the Creeps	Fred Dekker	3 ½	4
Night of the Living Dead	George Romero	4	3
Night Watch	Timur Bekmambetov	4	4 ½
The Nightmare Before Christmas (v2003)	Henry Selick	5 ½	6
The Nightmare Before Christmas (v2024)	Henry Selick	4	5 ½
A Nightmare on Elm Street	Wes Craven	4 ½	4 ½
No Country for Old Men	Joel & Ethan Coen	6	6
O			top
O Brother, Where Art Thou?	Joel Coen	5 ½	6
Office Space	Mike Judge	5	3 ½
Oldboy	Park Chanwook	4 ½	6
On The Waterfront	Elia Kazan	5 ½	4 ½
One Hour Photo	Mark Romanek	5 ½	5 ½
One Crazy Summer	Savage Steve Holland	2	3
P			top
Panic Room	David Fincher	4 ½	5 ½
Paycheck	John Woo	3 ½	4
Phantasm	Don Coscarelli	3 ½	3 ½
Phantasm II	Don Coscarelli	3	4
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead	Don Coscarelli	2 ½	3 ½
Phantasm IV: Oblivion	Don Coscarelli	3 ½	4
Phantasm V: Ravager	David Hartman	3 ½	3 ½
π (Pi)	Darren Aronofsky	5	4
Pig	Michael Sarnoski	5	5
Planet of the Apes	Franklin J. Schaffner	3 ½	3 ½
Platoon	Oliver Stone	5	5
The Pope of Greewich Village	Stuart Rosenberg	3 ½	4
The Prestige	Christopher Nolan	3 ½	4 ½
The Prophecy	Gregory Widen	3 ½	4 ½
Q			top
R			top
Rabid	David Cronenberg	3 ½	3 ½
Raising Arizona	The Coen Brothers	6	6
Ravenous	Antonia Bird	4 ½	5 ½
Raw Meat	Gary Sherman	2	3
Re-Animator	Stuart Gordon	4	4
Rear Window	Alfred Hitchcock	2	3 ½
Repo Man	Alex Cox	4 ½	4 ½
Reservoir Dogs	Quentin Tarantino	6	6
Resident Evil	Paul W.S. Anderson	3 ½	4
The Ring	Gore Verbinski	4	6
River's Edge	Tim Hunter	4 ½	4
Road To Perdition	Sam Mendes	3 ½	5
The Road Warrior	George Miller	4	5 ½
Robocop	Paul Verhoeven	5	4 ½
Rosemary's Baby	Roman Polanski	4	4 ½
Run Lola Run	Tom Tykwer	4	4
S			top
Safe Men	John Hamburg	5 ½	4 ½
Salem's Lot	Tobe Hooper	3 ½	4
Saving Private Ryan	Steven Spielberg	6	6
A Scanner Darkly	Richard Linklater	4 ½	5
Scanners	David Cronenberg	3 ½	3
Scotland, PA	Billy Morrissette	4	4
SE7EN	David Fincher	6	6
Sharknado	Anthony C. Ferrante	1or5	1 ½
The Shining	Stanley Kubrick	5	6
The Slammin' Salmon	Kevin Heffernan	4 ½	4 ½
Snakes on a Plane	David R. Ellis	3 ½	4
Snowden	Oliver Stone	5	5
Snowpiercer	Bong Joon-ho	3 ½	4
Society	Brian Yuzna	3 ½	4
Sorcerer	William Friedkin	4 ½	4 ½
Southland Tales	Richard Kelly	3 ½	4 ½
Spawn	Mark A.Z. Dippé	3	4 ½
Spider	David Cronenberg	4 ½	5 ½
Spring	Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead	3 ½	4 ½
Spring Breakers	Harmony Korine	3 ½	4 ½
Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones	George Lucas	3	4 ½
Strange Brew	Rick Moranis & Dave Thomas	6	6
Strangers on a Train	Alfred Hitchcock	3 ½	4
A Streetcar Named Desire	Elia Kazan	4	4
Super Mario Bros.	4 Different People(!)	1	1
Super Troopers	Jay Chandrasekhar	4	4
Super Troopers 2	Jay Chandrasekhar	4 ½	4 ½
Support Your Local Sheriff!	Burt Kennedy	3 ½	3
Survival of the Dead	George A. Romero	2 ½	3
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance	Park Chan-wook	3 ½	4
T			top
Terribly Happy	Henrik Ruben Genz	4 ½	5
They Live	John Carpenter	3 ½	4
The Thing (1982)	John Carpenter	6	6
The Thing From Another World!	James Whale	2	2
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead	Gary Fleder	2 ½	3
Three Kings	David O. Russell	5	5 ½
THX 1138: Director's Cut	George Lucas	3	4 ½
Time Bandits	Terry Gilliam	4 ½	5 ½
To Live and Die in LA	William Friedkin	4	4 ½
Tomb Raider	Simon West	1 ½	3
El Topo	Alejandro Jodorowsky	3 ½	5
Total Recall	Paul Verhoeven	5	5
A Town Called Panic	Stephane Aubier & Vincent Patar	4	4
Tron	Steven Lisberger	4	5
True Romance	Tony Scott	5	5
The Two Jakes	Jack Nicholson	2 ½	3 ½
Two-Lane Blacktop	Monte Hellman	3	2 ½
U			top
Unbreakable	M. Night Shyamalan	5 ½	6
Uzumaki (aka Spiral)	Akiro Higuchi	2 ½	4 ½
V			top
V for Vendetta	James McTeigue	4 ½	5 ½
Versus	Ryuhei Kitamura	2 ½	4
A Very Long Engagement	Jean-Pierre Jeunet	4 ½	6
Videodrome	David Cronenberg	4 ½	4
Viking	Andrei Kravchuk	1 ½	4
The Void	Steven Kostanski & Jeremy Gillespie	5	5
W			top
Wall Street	Oliver Stone	4 ½	4
Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit	Nick Park & Steve Box	5	6
Wallace & Gromit: The Incredible Adventures of	Nick Park	6	6
Willy's Wonderland	Kevin Lewis	1 ½	3 ½
What We Do in the Shadows	Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi	5	5
The Wild Bunch	Sam Peckinpah	4	4 ½
The Wild One	Laszlo Benedek	4	3 ½
Winter's Bone	Debra Granik	5	5
The Wizard of Gore	Herschell Gordon Lewis	2	2
Wizards	Ralph Bakshi	2	3 ½
The Wages of Fear	Henri-Georges Clouzot	3 ½	4
Where the Buffalo Roam	Art Linson	3 ½	3 ½
The Wolf of Wall Street	Martin Scorcese	5	6
The World's End	Edgar Wright	2 ½	4
X			top
X-Men	Bryan Singer	5	5 ½
Y			top
Yakuza Apocalypse	Takashi Miike	3 ½	4 ½
Young Frankenstein	Mel Brooks	6	6
Z			top
Zombi Holocaust	Marino Girolami	1	2
Zombie	Lucio Fulci	3 ½	4 ½

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MOVIE	DIRECTOR	Look
Carnival of Souls (1998)	Adam Grossman	2
Cats	Satan	0
Crypt of the Living Dead	Ray Danton & Julio Salvador	1
The Day After Tomorrow	Roland Emmerich	3 ½
Jupiter Ascending	The Wachowskis	1 ½
Men In Black II	Barry Sonnenfeld	2 ½
Rabbits	David Lynch	0
Sleeper	Woody Allen	0
Trick ‘r Treat	Michael Dougherty	4
The Whole Nine Yards	Jonathan Lynn	1
Zoolander	Ben Stiller	3

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