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First and foremost, I am not a "film critic." I just drink like one. What we have here is a continuously growing collection of movie reviews for the drunken, curious, or ill-informed. Here's the deal: I drink multiple beers, most likely some whiskey. Watch the movie in question. Beers (and maybe an occasional shot or two) are still present. Then, before I pass out, I write a review. Each couple of weeks (supposedly) there will be a couple of drunken reviews of (allegedly) decent movies, and if I can bring myself to watch it, one throw-away. This last movie is not really supposed to be much good in whatever aspects, but that's just my opinion. If you dig what you read and/or see, let me know or share the link. Makes keeping this that much worthwhile. Enjoy!

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Movies are rated in two different categories (Story and Look) in the number of beer bottles presented below: a six-pack being the best, three beers is average, and steaming pile of dung, well, no beers (that's a qualifier for the 'shitheap' category).
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