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Alien (2003 Director’s Cut)
Director: Ridley Scott
Year: 1979
TRT: 1:56?

Reviewed: 2/25/2025
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Wellll Sheeeeit. This one’s a doozy for the uninitiated. It takes its time in the set-up, but well done as we see people just doing their space jobs. Unfortunately for them, their contract may have a few caveats involved. This is one such caveat. I haven’t watched this in a long time. I debated even watching the “2003 Director’s Cut” on the Quadrilogy edition I procured, but Ridley even said, yeah, pretty much nailed it with the first one, but this one is minorly updated. And despite not seeing it in awhile, I didn’t notice any huge differences except for one gnarly scene toward the end. About the same run time too, so yeah, not too many changes, kudos to him there.

The Nostromo. Crew: seven. Hauling space-ore or some shit back to Earth. Deep sleep enacted while they make the journey home. Upon waking up though? WTF? We ain’t at Earth yet? This is a classic monster movie, just set in space. The framing of it really makes it that much cooler in a lot of respects. Basically some workin-class stiffs, space mining job done, just wanting to get home and get paid. Slight wrench in the works, though. SOS signal, where there shouldn’t be one. Weyland-Yutani Corporation reroutes the ship to check it out. It gets checked out. And it’s kinda fuckin crazy what they find.

In a lot of ways, this is a B-movie plot done in A-movie fashion. Ridley did something different here, on multiple levels. Amazing realistic realizations of a sci-fi setting. Elevating a basic horror trope to new levels with growing suspense and dread. And a strong female protagonist that is actually fairly believable. I don’t care who the hero of the story is, as long as it’s logical. And this is, for the most part. Except for one pretty glaring point, you can probably figure it out. Is what it is, still makes for a pretty terrifying ride.


Notable Scene: The opening sequence and the title reveal. Masterclass in graphic design and setting the tone. Perfect.

Sequel Notes: James Cameron takes it to a new level and genre with the next film Aliens. David Fincher gives it a big middle finger with the 3rd of the franchise. French director Jean-Pierre Juenet does whatever the fuck he does with it with the 4th, that one is still kind of a head-scratcher. Ridley Scott returns to the series with 5 & 6, with some interesting explorations as a prequel leading up to Alien. The 7th, Alien: Romulus? Still unseen, but the masochist in me will probably make me watch it at some point. I do not consider Alien vs. Predator and its Requiem sequel to be canonical, that’s comic book territory, which is fine, just don’t bastardize the film series even further. And There’s apparently a series called Alien: Earth coming out this Summer. I...am skeptical, but hope for the best. Ridley and O’Bannon created a great new mythos with this movie, I can only hope that it’s conceptually congruent and cool, and with less cats.

Cat Notes: Don’t bring cats to space. It is our downfall. Even the Egyptians knew this, pretty sure that’s what all those hieroglyphics with them meant, as a warning.


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