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Arrival
Director: Denis Villeneuve
Year: 2016
TRT: 1:56

Reviewed: 2/22/2025
VIDEO REVIEW

I’m a sucker for sci-fi. Love it for the potentialities, the hypothesiseses, the extrapolations of what can be. The Multiversed tangents one can explore. It’s why I got suckered into some of the Marvel shit. But there’s a difference between good sci-fi and bad sci-fi. This? Mediocre sci-fi, at best. I was surprised to see it wasn’t written by a chick. Because this? Kinda chick sci-fi. Not that that’s bad. Just like space-lesbian mudfights where they somehow rip off all their tops ain’t bad. But that would technically be dude sci-fi. This is...Drama-Science-Fiction. For chicks. If you’re a lady? You will still not like the other 85% of the movie with all the ‘science’. Because it’s lame.

First contact kinda situation, a bunch of ships all arrive around various points of the globe. Humans try to communicate with them. Militaries from all over the globe pull in their best to establish some kinda basis with what is a completely alien species. Is there logic here? Minimal. Is there actual science? Again, minimal despite all the computer screens and tents and birds in cages. Is there a chest-bursting sequence that rivals all other chest-bursting sequences? Sadly, once again, negatory.

While the dilemma presented here is decent, in that how do you communicate with aliens landing in our global regionalitudes, the following story is somewhat retarded. Logic here is stupid. I’m convinced the story this is based off of is not from a Chinese dude, but pure rubbish from a chick who thinks she’s a good writer. In high school. Villeneuve does what he does here, makes things look pretty to somewhat suspect flashback sequences and soaring music with a chick ‘Aaaahing’ a lot. I dunno. I would say If you’re a dude who wants to get laid with a nerdy chick, watch it? But some of the plotpoints are complete dreck and you ain’t getting sexy afterwards. It’s just wrong on multiple levels.


Great Scene: My notes lack the reference of anything great here. Maybe the one with the cool clouds coming over the mountains. Because there is no shitty dialogue or actors involved there. The aliens do look kinda cool, though.

Media Notes: Even if free to watch on wherever you may have a subscription, maybe see what else is recommended besides this and watch that. The more I write here, the less I like this movie.


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