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The Bridge on the River Kwai
Director: David Lean
Year: 1957
TRT: 2:41

Reviewed: 1/14/2025
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I’m not gonna say this is the best movie ever. It’s good. Damn good. It’s old-school though, and takes its time, quite methodically in that respect, and deservedly so. But at least it’s in color. And beautifully shot. You want yourselves a legit kinda-war flick, without alls the blowins up and gunfire? There’s some of that, but This is a solid drama.

1943. British prisoners of war of the Japans, used as manual labor to build a bridge to help their war effort. A distinct clash of cultures makes the whole endeavor go difficultly. A captured, very proper and principled British officer vs a Japanese Colonel tasked with the build. There’s deadlines. There’s frustrations. There’s beriberi, which apparently is like scurvy, but worse? I would avoid. Then there’s the will of two men against each other, and both the havoc and the order that it brings as they will it out.

It’s hard to condense this one into a short, non-spoilerific review. I can go over the plot points that play out, in rather fine fashions, btw, but honestly it would do a disservice to the film. I wrote a lot of notes for this one, but I can’t use most of ‘em. Alec “Obi-Wan Kenobi” Guinness (the O.G. one, not the Trainspotting one) is the British officer who will not bend, because there’s rules, dammit! His captoor Colonel Saito is his mirror on the other side of the battle. It is the fight of honor between the two, with the prisoners being the unwitting tools as the struggle to build a bridge unfolds. Fantastic role here as well by William Holden, an American POW who has his own game playing out. This is a fine look at choices, consequences, and realizations. And, a lotta kinda kick-ass Saigonese woman. Huh!


Great Quote: Is a whistle a quote? Because you will never forget this whistle, regardless how it’s said. Based on WWI era “Colonel Bogey March” which got appropriated into WWII as a kinda limerick known as “Hitler Has Only Got One Ball.” Needless to say, the lyrics don’t make it into the movie, apparently not appropriate. So whistlin’ it is!

Media Notes: I’m still kinda pissed that in high school I took a film studies class, between a cool teacher teachin the class, and a not-so-cool teacher. I got stuck with the latter. Instead of watching groundbreaking films by the likes of Cronenberg and Raimi, we watched movies pre 1965 like The African Queen and this. These many years later, while appreciated, still have to say, you suck, old lady film class teacher, and the film snob that you were. Hennenlotter has a place in movie history too, you know! Beyond that, I ended up with a 4K disc of this and it does look pretty fantastic, even for a film from 1957.


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