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Sharknado
Director: Anthony C. Ferrante
Year: 2013
TRT: 1:30

Reviewed: 8/3/2024
VIDEO REVIEW

I never watched this previously, but after it was recommended by a good friend (actually he recommended the whole series, we’ll see about that, don’t hold yer breath though), I’m like FINE. I watch too many dark movies, I need somethin to lighten the mood from time to time. What lightens it better than sharks strewn about Los Angeles and the greater Los Angeles regions from a hurricane that attack the unsuspecting peoples of said region? SyFy presents Cheese in its full glory. Better than Cats. You can quote me on that.

Plot: A Grouped shark phenomena combined with a hurricane strikes Santa Monica, California + Family Drama = Fish Sticks and Cheese. Coming soon to McWendysKing. While I could expand more, given the copious amounts of notes I took, do I honestly need to? It really does just needs to be seen to be believed. And mocked. And heartily laughed at for its ludicrousnesses.

Why do I write so many stupid notes on the worst movies? Probably because I need to let my brain reset more often, and it allows more trips to the fridge for a fresh beer. This movie has every kind of shark. Bullhead. Hammerhead. Chowderhead. They’s all here. Is it a cinematic shark catastrophe? I’ve seen worse (House Shark, I’m looking at you. Damn you, Sleazy P. Martini. That bar has been lowered. Again.). But ultimately it’s a wholesome family drama involving a lot of airborne sharks and questionable water table levels. Are there plotholes the size of the Grand Canyon? Yep. Is logic not only absent but replaced by retarded propane tank physics shenanigans? Yep. But it is a movie called Sharknado, after all, and all levels of disbelief must be left on the diving board before diving into the kiddie pool in the first place. Well played, Sharknado. Will I watch your 9 sequels? No. I think I got it.


Great Scene: Ending with the title card “Fin” haha oh you suck so bad.

Media Notes: Is this the best $2.95 I ever spent at a Dollah G for a blu-ray movie? Mebe.


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