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Suspiria
Director: Dario Argento
Year: 1977
TRT: 1:39

Reviewed: 12/9/2025
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Funny. Not the movie itself, but I almost DMR’d this a long time ago. Even still have the notes for it, and the parody poster. But then dark times kinda befell DMR-land. Fortunately that’s a happier ending than this here movie. Of all the Italian horror from the giallo guys, there’s a reason this one stands out more from the rest. Some fantastic shots and composition, and one of the most foreboding and memorable scores by Goblin. This shit is like peanut butter jelly time, What a match!

Young Suzy from New York, gets a chance to enter the Ballet Academy in the Germany, a prestigiously known school of dance. But her arrival in the country leaves her a bit off-balance, and the new environment is additionally off-kilterly. Plus the chick she saw during that storm has been viciously killed? Yeah, that kind of word gets out.

There’s some above-average death scenes under saturated lighting here. Hard to not compare it to Rosemary’s Baby on a few different levels but it’s definitely its own thing. I’m not a big fan of chick movies, but this, despite starring almost all chicks, is definitely NOT a chick movie. Yeah, the ballet thing is a bit lame but damn. This one is pretty fuckin tight with the steady intensity of what’s maybe going on while delivering some genuinely unsettling shit. And, a very young Udo Kier! Well played, sir.


Great Scene: When I first saw this a long times ago, I always thought a particular room full of razorwire was rather stupid. But now, watching this all play out, I get it. I dug this movie before, I think I like it even more so now. The DMR parody poster of this one is definitely justified. The Atomic Booze one, maybe not so much, but you take what you can get sometimes.

Maggot Notes: I don’t know why the maggots are so prevalent in these Italian horror flicks. And bats. Retarded hair-munching bats. Weird. The urban legend is their radar can’t pick up hair to they get caught up in it. But that’s not like they are dive-bombing heads like winged kamikazes rats though. Jeebus!

Remake Notes: From 2018. 7 years later, still debating watching it, with obvious major reservations. Considering the year made, I can only imagine it getting bastardized, Fucked with in the way that a lot of remakes in the last decade have koonterized their predecessors, all in the name of, fuck, I dunno, nihilism? Seriously. Hopefully we’ve headed off the remake of Citizen Kane, but it’s still too soon to tell. There’s a lot of ignorant twatwaffles out there.


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