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Guardians of the Galaxy
Director: James Gunn
Year: 2014
TRT: 2:02

Reviewed: 10/20/2026
VIDEO REVIEW

This is a kinda tangential part of the whole Marvel Universe thing, back when it was an outlier. OutLyer? Not really directly involved, we’ll put it that way, at least when it came out. So as a stand-alone sci-fi action adventure popcorn flick? It’s got the right parts, the decent character developments, the plenties of actions and good humor worked in. It is a fun flick.

Young Peter Quill, earth-boy in 1988. The worst of situations with a dying mom. And all he’s left with is remorse and a Sony Walkman with his mom’s favorite mix-tape she made him. Then, he gets abducted by space pirates. 26 years later, he’s a space pirate. Makes sense. Unfortunately for him, he gets a little too caught up in piratey dealings. And maybe a couple space whooores. But mostly space-piratey kinda shit. His latest booty ends up being a bit hotter than most treasures, and his somewhat bungly handling of the situations allow him to carry on and pirate another day. Really a lot like Ice Pirates, but with less ice and retarded robots.

This isn’t exactly a subtle movie, but the pacing is quick, and the actions do a good job mostly not making it a bunch of a CGI mishmash, (sometimes it is like the game Parcheesi, it’s a bit confusing), while laying in quite a bit of comedic cheese. Other than that, it’s basically just a precursor to the bigger Marvel narrative playing out. While it’s true to the latest filmatic trends of 20 years or so now where the main character is kind of a bumbling idiot and it’s his Diverse Companions that make the team really succeed, it still delivers a few good emotional jabs here and there. But good major film role for Chris Pratt as the Star-Lord, it’s still a fun action movie overall.


Great Conversation/Quote: “Your ship is filthy.” “She has NO idea. If I had a blacklight, it’d look like a Jackson Pollock painting.” “You got issues, Quill.” Wow. Well done sneaking that in there haha.

Best Secondary Character: Well, I guess besides a giant semi-tarded Ent and a sentient talking raccoon, it’s Yondu, the blue pirate captain played by Michael Rooker. He does good with the role.

Best Unexpected Character in the Post-Credit Sequence: It’s Marvel, so...There’s a certain Duck, who has an affinity for Cleave-Land, that makes a brief cameo. Nice surprise, working that one in



STORY

Story rating: 4 out of 6 beers

LOOK

Look rating: 5.5 out of 6 beers
Video review of Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) by theDMR

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