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MOVIE DIRECTOR Story Look
12 Monkeys Terry Gilliam 4 ½ 5
28 Days Later Danny Boyle 5 5
The 7th Voyage of Sinbad Nathan Juran 1 3 ½
A
About Schmidt Alexander Payne 4 4 ½
Adaptation Spike Jonze 5 5
icon The Adjustment Bureau George Nolfi 3 ½ 4 ½
icon The Adventures of Baron Munchausen Terry Gilliam 4 ½ 5
icon The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai W.D. Richter 3 ½ 3 ½
icon AKIRA Katsuhiro Otomo 4 ½ 6
Alice Jan Svankmajer 4 4
icon Alien Ridley Scott 4 ½ 6
icon Aliens James Cameron 4 ½ 6
icon Alien3 David Fincher 1 4
icon Alien Resurrection Jean-Pierre Jeunet 4 4
icon Alien Prometheus Ridley Scott 4 ½ 6
icon Alien Covenant Ridley Scott 3 ½ 6
Altered States Ken Russell 4 ½ 4 ½
Amelie Jean-Pierre Jeunet 4 ½ 6
icon American Psycho Mary Harron 3 ½ 4 ½
icon An American Werewolf in London John Landis 5 5
icon Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Adam McKay 4 ½ 4
icon Angel Heart Alan Parker 3 ½ 4 ½
Animal House John Landis 6 6
Animatrix various 1 ½ 4
icon Annihilation Alex Garland 3 ½ 4 ½
Apocalypse Now Francis Ford Coppola 6 6
icon Army of Darkness Sam Raimi 3 ½ 3 ½
icon Arrival Dennis Villeneuve 1 ½ 4
icon Atomic Blonde David Leitch 2 4
icon Audition Takashi Miike 4 5
Btop
icon Baby Driver Edgar Wright 3 ½ 5
icon Bad Boys (1983) Rick Rosenthal 4 ½ 4 ½
Bad Taste Peter Jackson 2 2
The Bakerton Group The Guys from Clutch 11 11
Barton Fink Joel Coen 3 5
icon Basket Case Frank Henenlotter 3 3
Batman Tim Burton 4 ½ 4 ½
Beau is Afraid Ari Aster 3 ½ 5 ½
icon Behind the Drunken Movie Reviews The Drunken Movie Reviewer 6 6
icon A Better Tomorrow John Woo 3 ½ 4
Beyond Re-Animator Brian Yuzna 3 3 ½
icon Beyond the Black Rainbow Panos Cosmatos 2 ½ 4 ½
The Big Lebowski Joel Coen 5 6
Big Trouble Barry Sonnenfeld 3 ½ 4
Big Trouble in Little China John Carpenter 4 4
The Bird With the Crystal Plummage Dario Argento 3 3 ½
Black Hawk Down Ridley Scott 4 6
Blade Runner Ridley Scott 6 6
Blazing Saddles Mel Brooks 5 4 ½
icon Blood Simple Joel & Ethan Coen 3 ½ 4
Blow Out Brian De Palma 3 ½ 4
icon Blue Thunder John Badham 4 ½ 4 ½
Blue Velvet David Lynch 4 ½ 4
The Bourne Identity Doug Liman 3 ½ 4
Brain Dead Adam Simon 3 ½ 3 ½
icon Brazil Terry Gilliam 5 ½ 5 ½
icon Brick Rian Johnson 4 ½ 5
Bride of Re-Animator Brian Yuzna 2 2 ½
icon The Bridge on the River Kwai David Lean 5 6
icon Brotherhood of the Wolf Cristophe Gans 4½/4 6/5½
icon Bubba Ho-Tep Don Coscarelli 5 4
icon Burke & Hare John Landis 5 5
Ctop
icon The Cabin in the Woods Drew Goddard 4 ½ 4 ½
Cannibal! The Musical Trey Parker 3 ½ 3 ½
Casablanca Michael Curtiz 4 ½ 4
Cat 'O' Nine Tails Dario Argento 3 4 ½
Catch Me If You Can Steven Spielberg 5 5 ½
Chicago Rob Marshall 2 ½ 4 ½
Chicken Run Peter Lord & Nick Park 4 ½ 5 ½
Un Chien Andalou Luis Buñuel ? 4
icon Chinatown Roman Polanski 5 5 ½
City of Lost Children, The Jean-Pierre Jeunet 6 6
icon Clash of the Titans (1981) Desmond Davis 4 ½ 5
Clerks Kevin Smith 5 3
A Clockwork Orange Stanley Kubrick 5 ½ 6
icon Cocaine Bear Elizabeth Banks 3 ½ 4
Code 46 Michael Winterbottom 3 ½ 5
The Collected Shorts of Jan Svankmajer: Volume One Jan Svankmajer 3 ½ 5
The Collected Shorts of Jan Svankmajer: Volume Two Jan Svankmajer 4 5
icon The Conversation Francis Ford Coppola 5 4 ½
icon Cowboys & Aliens John Favreau 3 ½ 4 ½
La Cravate Alejandro Jodorowsky 1 2
icon Creature From the Black Lagoon Jack Arnold 2 ½ 3 ½
Cronos Guillermo del Toro 3 ½ 4 ½
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Ang Lee 6 6
Dtop
icon Dagon Stuart Gordon 4 ½ 4 ½
Darkness Falls Jonathon Liebesman 3 ½ 4
Dawn of the Dead (1978) George Romero 4 3 ½
Dawn of the Dead (2004) Zack Snyder 3 4 ½
Day of the Dead George Romero 2 3 ½
Dazed and Confused Richard Linklater 5 5
Dead Alive Peter Jackson 4 ½ 4 ½
icon Dead & Breakfast Matthew Leutwyler 3 3
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Carl Reiner 3 ½ 3
Dead Snow Tommy Wirkola 2 ½ 4
icon Death Race 2000 Paul Bartel 2 2 ½
icon Delicatessen Jean-Pierre Jeunet & Marc Caro 5 6
Demonlover Olivier Assayas 1 2 ½
The Descent Neil Marshall 4 5
Desperado Robert Rodriguez 4 5
icon Diary of the Dead George A. Romero 1 2 ½
icon Die Hard John McTiernan 6 6
Dirty Duck Charles Swenson 1 2
Dirty Harry Don Siegel 4 ½ 3 ½
icon Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry John Hough 2 3 ½
icon Dr. Strangelove Stanley Kubrick 5 ½ 5
Dogma Kevin Smith 4 ½ 4 ½
Dog Soldiers Neil Marshall 4 ½ 4 ½
Donnie Darko Richard Kelly 6 6
Don't Torture a Duckling Lucio Fulci 3 ½ 4 ½
Doomsday Neil Marshall 2 4 ½
icon Dredd Pete Travis 1 ½ 3 ½
icon The Driller Killer Abel Ferrara 3 3 ½
icon Drive Nicolas Winding Refn 3 ½ 4 ½
Drugstore Cowboy Gus Van Sant 5 5
icon Drunken Master Yuen Woo-ping 3 ½ 4
icon Dune (2021) Denis Villeneuve 4 6
Etop
The Endless Justin Benson & Aaron Moorehead 4 ½ 5
icon Enemy of the State Tony Scott 3 ½ 4 ½
icon Enter the Dragon Robert Clouse 3 ½ 4 ½
Eraserhead David Lynch 1 ½ 4 ½
icon Escanaba in da Moonlight Jeff Daniels 2 2
Escape From New York John Carpenter 4 4
Even Dwarfs Started Small Werner Herzog ? 4
Evil Dead 2 Sam Raimi 6 6
icon eXistenZ David Cronenberg 3 ½ 4
The Exorcist William Friedkin 4 5
The Experiment Oliver Hirschbiegel 4 4 ½
Ftop
icon Face/Off John Woo 1 4
icon The Fall Guy David Leitch 4 6
Fallen Gregory Hoblit 3 ½ 3 ½
icon Falling Down Joel Schumacher 4 5
Fando y Lis Alejandro Jodorowsky 3 3 ½
icon Fantastic Mr. Fox Wes Anderson 4 5 ½
Fargo Joel Coen 6 6
icon Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Terry Gilliam 5 ½ 6
The Fearless Vampire Killers Roman Polanski 4 4
La Femme Nakita Luc Besson 5 6
The Fifth Element Luc Besson 3 ½ 4 ½
Fight Club David Fincher 5 ½ 6
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within Some Japanese Guys 3 ½ 5 ½
The Fisher King Terry Gilliam 5 ½ 5 ½
Fitzcarraldo Werner Herzog 3 ½ 4
icon Five Deadly Venoms Chang Cheh 3 ½ 4
icon Frankenstein James Whale 2 ½ 2 ½
Frantic Roman Polanski 4 ½ 4
icon The French Connection William Friedkin 4 4
The Frighteners Peter Jackson 4 ½ 4 ½
icon From Beyond Stuart Gordon 4 4 ½
From Dusk Til Dawn Robert Rodriguez 5 ½ 5 ½
icon Fury David Ayer 4 4 ½
Gtop
The Game David Fincher 4 4 ½
Garden State Zach Braff 4 4
icon Get the Gringo Adrian Grunberg 3 ½ 4
Ghost Ship Steve Beck 1 ½ 4
Ghostbusters Ivan Reitman 5 ½ 4 ½
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Niels Arden Oplev 4 5
icon Gone in 60 Seconds (2000) Dominic Sena 1 ½ 4
icon The Good, the Bad, the Weird Kim Jee-woon 3 ½ 5
Gozu Takashi Miike 3 ½ 3 ½
Htop
icon Halloween (1978) John Carpenter 3 ½ 3
Hamburger Hill John Irvin 4 4
Happy, Texas Mark Illsey 2 ½ 2 ½
icon The Happytime Murders Brian Henson 3 ½ 4
icon Hard Bastard Godfrey Ho 2 ½ 2 ½
icon Hard Boiled John Woo 4 ½ 5
icon Harry and Tonto Paul Mazursky 4 3 ½
Hellboy Guillermo Del Toro 4 5
icon Hereditary Ari Aster 4 ½ 5 ½
icon Hi, Mom! Brian De Palma 1 ½ 2 ½
icon High Noon Fred Zinnemann 4 ½ 5
icon Highlander Russell Mulcahy 4 5
icon History of the World, Part I Mel Brooks 3 ½ 3
Hitch-Hike Pasquale Festa Campanile 4 4
icon The Hitcher Robert Harmon 3 4 ½
Hollywood Knights Floyd Mutrux 3 ½ 2 ½
icon Holy Motors Leos Carax ½ 4
The Holy Mountain Alejandro Jodorowsky 4 6
Hot Fuzz Edgar Wright 5 5
icon House Nobuhiko Obayashi 2 3 ½
House By the Cemetery Lucio Fulci 4 6
How to Get Ahead in Advertising Bruce Robinson 3 4 ½
Hudsucker Proxy Joel Coen 4 5 ½
icon Humanoids From the Deep Barbara Peeters 2 ½ 2 ½
Itop
icon I, Robot Alex Proyas 4 4 ½
icon Idiocracy Mike Judge 7 4
If Chins Could Kill Bruce Campbell * *
The Illusionist Neil Burger 2 ½ 4
icon In the Mouth of Madness John Carpenter 5 4 ½
icon Inception Christopher Nolan 5 6
Insomnia Christopher Nolan 2 ½ 4
Ichi the Killer Takashi Miike 3 ½ 5
Jtop
Jacob's Ladder Adrian Lynn 5 5 ½
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Kevin Smith 4 4 ½
icon The Jerk Carl Reiner 3 ½ 3
icon John Dies at the End Don Coscarelli 5 4 ½
icon John Wick Chad Stahelski 4 6
icon Johnny Dangerously Amy Heckerling 3 ½ 4
icon Junk Head Takehide Hori 6 6
Ktop
icon The Kentucky Fried Movie John Landis 3 ½ 3
icon The Killer John Woo 3 ½ 4 ½
King of New York Abel Ferrara 4 5
King Kong (1933) Merian C. Cooper 4 4 ½
King of the Ants Stuart Gordon 3 ½ 4
icon Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shane Black 5 5
icon Kong: Skull Island Jordan Vogt-Roberts 3 ½ 5
Kung Fu Hustle Stephen Chow 4 ½ 5
Ltop
The Lair of the White Worm Ken Russell 2 ½ 2 ½
icon Land of the Dead George A. Romero 4 ½ 4 ½
Last House on the Left Wes Craven 3 ½ 2 ½
The Last Man On Earth Ubaldo Ragona, Sidney Salkow 2 2 ½
Last Tango in Paris Bernardo Bertolucci 3 ½ 4
The Last Temptation of Christ Martin Scorsese 4 ½ 5 ½
icon The Legend of Drunken Master Lau Kar-leung 3 ½ 4
Let the Right One In Tomas Alfredson 5 4
icon The Lighthouse Robert Eggers 4 5
Like Water For Chocolate Alfonso Arau 3 3
icon Little Nicky Steven Brill 1 ½ 1 ½
Little Otik Jan Svankmajer 3 ½ 4
icon The Lives of Others Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck 6 6
icon The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue Jorge Grau 3 ½ 4 ½
A Lizard in a Woman's Skin Lucio Fulci 2 ½ 4
icon Logan Lucky Steven Soderbergh 3 3 ½
icon Longlegs Osgood Perkins 4 4 ½
Lord of Illusions Clive Barker 2 ½ 4
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Peter Jackson 5 ½ 6
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels Guy Ritchie 6 5
Lost In La Mancha Keith Fulton & Louis Pepe 4 3 ½
Lucky Steve Cuden 4 2 ½
Lunacy Jan Svankmajer 3 ½ 4 ½
Mtop
icon Mad Max George Miller 2 ½ 3 ½
icon Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome George Miller & George Ogilvie 3 ½ 4
icon Mad Max: Fury Road George Miller 4 5
Magic Richard Attenborough 3 3 ½
The Magic Christian Joseph McGrath 3 ½ 2 ½
Mallrats Kevin Smith 3 ½ 3
icon The Maltese Falcon (1941) John Huston 4 3 ½
icon Mandy Panos Cosmatos 2 4
El Mariachi Robert Rodriguez 4 2 ½
icon Marihuana Dwain Esper 1 1
icon Mars Attacks! Tim Burton 3 5
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World Peter Weir 3 ½ 5
The Matrix The Wachowski Brothers 5 ½ 6
The Matrix Reloaded The Wachowski Brothers 4 5 ½
icon The Matrix Revolutions The Wachowskis 4 5
May Lucky McGee 3 5
icon Meet the Feebles Peter Jackson 3/3 2½/3½
icon Memento Christopher Nolan 4 4
Menno's Mind Jon Kroll 1 2
Metropolis (1926) Fritz Lang 2 ½ 2 ½
icon Midsommar Ari Aster 4 ½ 5 ½
Miller's Crossing Joel & Ethan Coen 3 ½ 4 ½
icon Monty Python and the Holy Grail Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones 6 6
icon Moon Duncan Jones 5 5
icon Ms .45 Abel Ferrara 2 ½ 3 ½
Ntop
icon Natural Born Killers Oliver Stone 3 ½ 4
Near Dark Kathryn Bigelow 3 ½ 4 ½
icon The Nice Guys Shane Black 5 6
icon Night of the Creeps Fred Dekker 3 ½ 4
Night of the Living Dead George Romero 4 3
Night Watch Timur Bekmambetov 4 4 ½
The Nightmare Before Christmas (v2003) Henry Selick 5 ½ 6
The Nightmare Before Christmas (v2024) Henry Selick 4 5 ½
A Nightmare on Elm Street Wes Craven 4 ½ 4 ½
No Country for Old Men Joel & Ethan Coen 6 6
Otop
O Brother, Where Art Thou? Joel Coen 5 ½ 6
Office Space Mike Judge 5 3 ½
Oldboy Park Chanwook 4 ½ 6
On The Waterfront Elia Kazan 5 ½ 4 ½
One Hour Photo Mark Romanek 5 ½ 5 ½
icon One Crazy Summer Savage Steve Holland 2 3
Ptop
Panic Room David Fincher 4 ½ 5 ½
Paycheck John Woo 3 ½ 4
icon Phantasm Don Coscarelli 3 ½ 3 ½
icon Phantasm II Don Coscarelli 3 4
icon Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead Don Coscarelli 2 ½ 3 ½
icon Phantasm IV: Oblivion Don Coscarelli 3 ½ 4
icon Phantasm V: Ravager David Hartman 3 ½ 3 ½
π (Pi) Darren Aronofsky 5 4
icon Pig Michael Sarnoski 5 5
Planet of the Apes Franklin J. Schaffner 3 ½ 3 ½
Platoon Oliver Stone 5 5
icon The Pope of Greewich Village Stuart Rosenberg 3 ½ 4
The Prestige Christopher Nolan 3 ½ 4 ½
The Prophecy Gregory Widen 3 ½ 4 ½
Qtop
Rtop
icon Rabid David Cronenberg 3 ½ 3 ½
Raising Arizona The Coen Brothers 6 6
Ravenous Antonia Bird 4 ½ 5 ½
Raw Meat Gary Sherman 2 3
Re-Animator Stuart Gordon 4 4
icon Rear Window Alfred Hitchcock 2 3 ½
Repo Man Alex Cox 4 ½ 4 ½
icon Reservoir Dogs Quentin Tarantino 6 6
Resident Evil Paul W.S. Anderson 3 ½ 4
The Ring Gore Verbinski 4 6
River's Edge Tim Hunter 4 ½ 4
Road To Perdition Sam Mendes 3 ½ 5
The Road Warrior George Miller 4 5 ½
Robocop Paul Verhoeven 5 4 ½
icon Rosemary's Baby Roman Polanski 4 4 ½
icon Rubber Quentin Dupieux 4 4 ½
Run Lola Run Tom Tykwer 4 4
Stop
Safe Men John Hamburg 5 ½ 4 ½
Salem's Lot Tobe Hooper 3 ½ 4
Saving Private Ryan Steven Spielberg 6 6
A Scanner Darkly Richard Linklater 4 ½ 5
Scanners David Cronenberg 3 ½ 3
Scotland, PA Billy Morrissette 4 4
SE7EN David Fincher 6 6
icon Sharknado Anthony C. Ferrante 1or5 1 ½
The Shining Stanley Kubrick 5 6
icon The Slammin' Salmon Kevin Heffernan 4 ½ 4 ½
icon Snakes on a Plane David R. Ellis 3 ½ 4
icon Snowden Oliver Stone 5 5
icon Snowpiercer Bong Joon-ho 3 ½ 4
icon Society Brian Yuzna 3 ½ 4
icon Sorcerer William Friedkin 4 ½ 4 ½
icon Southland Tales Richard Kelly 3 ½ 4 ½
Spawn Mark A.Z. Dippé 3 4 ½
Spider David Cronenberg 4 ½ 5 ½
icon Spring Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead 3 ½ 4 ½
icon Spring Breakers Harmony Korine 3 ½ 4 ½
Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones George Lucas 3 4 ½
Strange Brew Rick Moranis & Dave Thomas 6 6
icon Strangers on a Train Alfred Hitchcock 3 ½ 4
A Streetcar Named Desire Elia Kazan 4 4
Super Mario Bros. 4 Different People(!) 1 1
Super Troopers Jay Chandrasekhar 4 4
Super Troopers 2 Jay Chandrasekhar 4 ½ 4 ½
icon Support Your Local Sheriff! Burt Kennedy 3 ½ 3
icon Survival of the Dead George A. Romero 2 ½ 3
icon Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance Park Chan-wook 3 ½ 4
Ttop
Terribly Happy Henrik Ruben Genz 4 ½ 5
icon They Live John Carpenter 3 ½ 4
icon The Thing (1982) John Carpenter 6 6
icon The Thing From Another World! James Whale 2 2
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead Gary Fleder 2 ½ 3
Three Kings David O. Russell 5 5 ½
THX 1138: Director's Cut George Lucas 3 4 ½
Time Bandits Terry Gilliam 4 ½ 5 ½
To Live and Die in LA William Friedkin 4 4 ½
Tomb Raider Simon West 1 ½ 3
El Topo Alejandro Jodorowsky 3 ½ 5
Total Recall Paul Verhoeven 5 5
A Town Called Panic Stephane Aubier & Vincent Patar 4 4
Tron Steven Lisberger 4 5
icon True Romance Tony Scott 5 5
icon The Two Jakes Jack Nicholson 2 ½ 3 ½
Two-Lane Blacktop Monte Hellman 3 2 ½
Utop
Unbreakable M. Night Shyamalan 5 ½ 6
Uzumaki (aka Spiral) Akiro Higuchi 2 ½ 4 ½
Vtop
icon V for Vendetta James McTeigue 4 ½ 5 ½
icon Vanishing Point Richard C. Sarafian 3 ½ 4 ½
Versus Ryuhei Kitamura 2 ½ 4
A Very Long Engagement Jean-Pierre Jeunet 4 ½ 6
Videodrome David Cronenberg 4 ½ 4
icon Viking Andrei Kravchuk 1 ½ 4
icon The Void Steven Kostanski & Jeremy Gillespie 5 5
Wtop
Wall Street Oliver Stone 4 ½ 4
icon Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit Nick Park & Steve Box 5 6
Wallace & Gromit: The Incredible Adventures of Nick Park 6 6
Willy's Wonderland Kevin Lewis 1 ½ 3 ½
What We Do in the Shadows Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi 5 5
icon The Wild Bunch Sam Peckinpah 4 4 ½
The Wild One Laszlo Benedek 4 3 ½
icon Winter's Bone Debra Granik 5 5
The Wizard of Gore Herschell Gordon Lewis 2 2
Wizards Ralph Bakshi 2 3 ½
icon The Wages of Fear Henri-Georges Clouzot 3 ½ 4
icon Where the Buffalo Roam Art Linson 3 ½ 3 ½
icon The Wolf of Wall Street Martin Scorcese 5 6
icon The World's End Edgar Wright 2 ½ 4
Xtop
X-Men Bryan Singer 5 5 ½
Ytop
icon Yakuza Apocalypse Takashi Miike 3 ½ 4 ½
icon Young Frankenstein Mel Brooks 6 6
Ztop
Zombi Holocaust Marino Girolami 1 2
Zombie Lucio Fulci 3 ½ 4 ½

Shitheap

Ah, yes, the movies that just plain suck, for whatever reason. Movies here deserve the title of one giant whiffy pile of crap. View with extreme caution...


MOVIE DIRECTOR Story Look
Carnival of Souls (1998) Adam Grossman 0 2
icon Cats Satan 0 0
Crypt of the Living Dead Ray Danton & Julio Salvador 0 1
The Day After Tomorrow Roland Emmerich 0 3 ½
icon Jupiter Ascending The Wachowskis 0 1 ½
Men In Black II Barry Sonnenfeld 0 2 ½
icon Rabbits David Lynch 0 0
Sleeper Woody Allen 0 0
icon Trick ‘r Treat Michael Dougherty 0 4
The Whole Nine Yards Jonathan Lynn 0 1
Zoolander Ben Stiller 0 3

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