MOVIE	DIRECTOR	Story	Look
12 Monkeys	Terry Gilliam	4 ½	5
28 Days Later	Danny Boyle	5	5
The 7th Voyage of Sinbad	Nathan Juran	1	3 ½
A
About Schmidt	Alexander Payne	4	4 ½
Adaptation	Spike Jonze	5	5
The Adjustment Bureau	George Nolfi	3 ½	4 ½
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen	Terry Gilliam	4 ½	5
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai	W.D. Richter	3 ½	3 ½
Aguirre, The Wrath of God	Werner Herzog	3 ½	4
AKIRA	Katsuhiro Otomo	4 ½	6
Alice	Jan Svankmajer	4	4
Alien	Ridley Scott	4 ½	6
Aliens	James Cameron	4 ½	6
Alien3	David Fincher	1	4
Alien Resurrection	Jean-Pierre Jeunet	4	4
Alien Prometheus	Ridley Scott	4 ½	6
Alien Covenant	Ridley Scott	3 ½	6
Altered States	Ken Russell	4 ½	4 ½
Amelie	Jean-Pierre Jeunet	4 ½	6
American Psycho	Mary Harron	3 ½	4 ½
An American Werewolf in London	John Landis	5	5
Amos & Andrew	E. Max Frye	2 ½	3
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy	Adam McKay	4 ½	4
Angel Heart	Alan Parker	3 ½	4 ½
Animal House	John Landis	6	6
Animatrix	various	1 ½	4
Annihilation	Alex Garland	3 ½	4 ½
Apocalypse Now	Francis Ford Coppola	6	6
Army of Darkness	Sam Raimi	3 ½	3 ½
Arrival	Dennis Villeneuve	1 ½	4
Atomic Blonde	David Leitch	2	4
Audition	Takashi Miike	4	5
B			top
Baby Driver	Edgar Wright	3 ½	5
Bad Boys (1983)	Rick Rosenthal	4 ½	4 ½
Bad Taste	Peter Jackson	2	2
The Bakerton Group	The Guys from Clutch	11	11
Barton Fink	Joel Coen	3	5
Basket Case	Frank Henenlotter	3	3
Batman	Tim Burton	4 ½	4 ½
A Bay of Blood	Mario Bava	3	3 ½
Beau is Afraid	Ari Aster	3 ½	5 ½
A Better Tomorrow	John Woo	3 ½	4
The Beyond	Lucio Fulci	3 ½	4
Beyond Re-Animator	Brian Yuzna	3	3 ½
Beyond the Black Rainbow	Panos Cosmatos	2 ½	4 ½
The Big Lebowski	Joel Coen	5	6
Big Trouble	Barry Sonnenfeld	3 ½	4
Big Trouble in Little China	John Carpenter	4	4
The Bird With the Crystal Plummage	Dario Argento	3	3 ½
Black Hawk Down	Ridley Scott	4	6
Black Sunday	Mario Bava	3 ½	4
Blade Runner	Ridley Scott	6	6
Blade Runner 2049	Denis Villeneuve	3	5
Blazing Saddles	Mel Brooks	5	4 ½
Blood and Black Lace	Mario Bava	3	3 ½
Blood Simple	Joel & Ethan Coen	3 ½	4
Blow Out	Brian De Palma	3 ½	4
Blue Thunder	John Badham	4 ½	4 ½
Blue Velvet	David Lynch	4 ½	4
The Boondock Saints	Troy Duffy	5	5
The Bourne Identity	Doug Liman	3 ½	4
Brain Dead	Adam Simon	3 ½	3 ½
Brazil	Terry Gilliam	5 ½	5 ½
Brick	Rian Johnson	4 ½	5
Bride of Re-Animator	Brian Yuzna	2	2 ½
The Bridge on the River Kwai	David Lean	5	6
Brotherhood of the Wolf	Cristophe Gans	4½/4	6/5½
Bubba Ho-Tep	Don Coscarelli	5	4
Burke & Hare	John Landis	5	5
C			top
C.H.U.D.	Douglas Cheek	3	3
The Cabin in the Woods	Drew Goddard	4 ½	4 ½
Call Girl of Cthulhu	Chris LaMartina	2 ½	3 ½
The Call of Cthulhu	Andrew Leman	3 ½	2
Cannibal! The Musical	Trey Parker	3 ½	3 ½
Casablanca	Michael Curtiz	4 ½	4
Cast a Deadly Spell	Martin Campbell	3 ½	4
Cat 'O' Nine Tails	Dario Argento	3	4 ½
Catch Me If You Can	Steven Spielberg	5	5 ½
Chicago	Rob Marshall	2 ½	4 ½
Chicken Run	Peter Lord & Nick Park	4 ½	5 ½
Un Chien Andalou	Luis Buñuel	?	4
Chinatown	Roman Polanski	5	5 ½
City of the Living Dead	Lucio Fulci	3 ½	3 ½
City of Lost Children, The	Jean-Pierre Jeunet	6	6
Clash of the Titans (1981)	Desmond Davis	4 ½	5
Clerks	Kevin Smith	5	3
A Clockwork Orange	Stanley Kubrick	5 ½	6
Cocaine Bear	Elizabeth Banks	3 ½	4
Code 46	Michael Winterbottom	3 ½	5
The Collected Shorts of Jan Svankmajer: Volume One	Jan Svankmajer	3 ½	5
The Collected Shorts of Jan Svankmajer: Volume Two	Jan Svankmajer	4	5
The Color Out of Space	Richard Stanley	3 ½	4 ½
Confess, Fletch	Greg Mottola	4	4
Constantine	Francis Lawrence	4 ½	4 ½
The Conversation	Francis Ford Coppola	5	4 ½
Cowboys & Aliens	John Favreau	3 ½	4 ½
La Cravate	Alejandro Jodorowsky	1	2
Creature From the Black Lagoon	Jack Arnold	2 ½	3 ½
Cronos	Guillermo del Toro	3 ½	4 ½
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon	Ang Lee	6	6
D			top
DMR#100: Behind the Drunken Movie Reviews	Drunken Movie Reviewer	*	*
DMR#200: Cage Match! Nicolas Cage vs. ...	Drunken Movie Reviewer	*	*
Dagon	Stuart Gordon	4 ½	4 ½
Darkness Falls	Jonathon Liebesman	3 ½	4
Dawn of the Dead (1978)	George Romero	4	3 ½
Dawn of the Dead (2004)	Zack Snyder	3	4 ½
Day of the Dead	George Romero	2	3 ½
Dazed and Confused	Richard Linklater	5	5
Dead Alive	Peter Jackson	4 ½	4 ½
Dead & Breakfast	Matthew Leutwyler	3	3
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid	Carl Reiner	3 ½	3
Dead Snow	Tommy Wirkola	2 ½	4
Death Machine	Stephen Norrington	3	4
Death Race 2000	Paul Bartel	2	2 ½
Deep Red	Dario Argento	2 ½	4
Deepstar Six	Sean S. Cunningham	3 ½	3 ½
Delicatessen	Jean-Pierre Jeunet & Marc Caro	5	6
Demonlover	Olivier Assayas	1	2 ½
The Descent	Neil Marshall	4	5
Desperado	Robert Rodriguez	4	5
The Devil's Advocate	Taylor Hackford	4	4 ½
Diary of the Dead	George A. Romero	1	2 ½
Die Hard	John McTiernan	6	6
Dirty Duck	Charles Swenson	1	2
Dirty Harry	Don Siegel	4 ½	3 ½
Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry	John Hough	2	3 ½
Dr. Strangelove	Stanley Kubrick	5 ½	5
Dogma	Kevin Smith	4 ½	4 ½
Dog Soldiers	Neil Marshall	4 ½	4 ½
Donnie Darko	Richard Kelly	6	6
Don't Torture a Duckling	Lucio Fulci	3 ½	4 ½
Doomsday	Neil Marshall	2	4 ½
Drag Me to Hell	Sam Raimi	3	3 ½
Dredd	Pete Travis	1 ½	3 ½
The Driller Killer	Abel Ferrara	3	3 ½
Drive	Nicolas Winding Refn	3 ½	4 ½
The Driver	Walter Hill	3 ½	4
Drugstore Cowboy	Gus Van Sant	5	5
Drunken Master	Yuen Woo-ping	3 ½	4
Dune (2021)	Denis Villeneuve	4	6
The Dunwich Horror (1970)	Daniel Haller	1 ½	3
The Dunwich Horror (2009)	Scott Leigh	2	2 ½
E			top
Eddington	Ari Aster	4	5
Edge of Tomorrow	Doug Liman	5	5
The Endless	Justin Benson & Aaron Moorehead	4 ½	5
Enemy of the State	Tony Scott	3 ½	4 ½
Enter the Dragon	Robert Clouse	3 ½	4 ½
Equilibrium	Kurt Wimmer	3 ½	4 ½
Eraserhead	David Lynch	1 ½	4 ½
Escanaba in da Moonlight	Jeff Daniels	2	2
Escape From New York	John Carpenter	4	4
Even Dwarfs Started Small	Werner Herzog	?	4
Evil Dead 2	Sam Raimi	6	6
Ex Machina	Alex Garland	4 ½	5
eXistenZ	David Cronenberg	3 ½	4
The Exorcist	William Friedkin	4	5
The Experiment	Oliver Hirschbiegel	4	4 ½
F			top
Face/Off	John Woo	1	4
The Fall Guy	David Leitch	4	6
Fallen	Gregory Hoblit	3 ½	3 ½
Falling Down	Joel Schumacher	4	5
Fando y Lis	Alejandro Jodorowsky	3	3 ½
Fantastic Mr. Fox	Wes Anderson	4	5 ½
Fargo	Joel Coen	6	6
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas	Terry Gilliam	5 ½	6
The Fearless Vampire Killers	Roman Polanski	4	4
La Femme Nakita	Luc Besson	5	6
The Fifth Element	Luc Besson	3 ½	4 ½
Fight Club	David Fincher	5 ½	6
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within	Some Japanese Guys	3 ½	5 ½
The Fisher King	Terry Gilliam	5 ½	5 ½
Fitzcarraldo	Werner Herzog	3 ½	4
Five Deadly Venoms	Chang Cheh	3 ½	4
Five Easy Pieces	Bob Rafelson	3 ½	3 ½
Fletch	Michael Ritchie	4	4
The Fountain	Darren Aronofsky	2	4
Four Rooms	4 Directors	3 ½	3 ½
Frankenstein	James Whale	2 ½	2 ½
Frantic	Roman Polanski	4 ½	4
The French Connection	William Friedkin	4	4
The Frighteners	Peter Jackson	4 ½	4 ½
From Beyond	Stuart Gordon	4	4 ½
From Dusk Til Dawn	Robert Rodriguez	5 ½	5 ½
Fury	David Ayer	4	4 ½
G			top
The Game	David Fincher	4	4 ½
Garden State	Zach Braff	4	4
Gattaca	Andrew Niccol	4	4
Get the Gringo	Adrian Grunberg	3 ½	4
Ghost Ship	Steve Beck	1 ½	4
Ghostbusters	Ivan Reitman	5 ½	4 ½
The Girl Who Knew Too Much	Mario Bava	1 ½	3 ½
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo	Niels Arden Oplev	4	5
Gods of the Deep	Charlie Steeds	2	2
Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)	Dominic Sena	1 ½	4
The Good, the Bad, the Weird	Kim Jee-woon	3 ½	5
Gozu	Takashi Miike	3 ½	3 ½
H			top
Halloween (1978)	John Carpenter	3 ½	3
Hamburger Hill	John Irvin	4	4
Happy, Texas	Mark Illsey	2 ½	2 ½
The Happytime Murders	Brian Henson	3 ½	4
Hard Bastard	Godfrey Ho	2 ½	2 ½
Hard Boiled	John Woo	4 ½	5
Hardware	Richard Stanley	3	3
Harry and Tonto	Paul Mazursky	4	3 ½
The Hateful Eight	Quentin Tarantino	4 ½	6
Hellboy	Guillermo Del Toro	4	5
Hellboy (2019)	Neil Marshall	3	4
Hereditary	Ari Aster	4 ½	5 ½
Hi, Mom!	Brian De Palma	1 ½	2 ½
High Noon	Fred Zinnemann	4 ½	5
Highlander	Russell Mulcahy	4	5
History of the World, Part I	Mel Brooks	3 ½	3
Hitch-Hike	Pasquale Festa Campanile	4	4
The Hitcher	Robert Harmon	3	4 ½
Hollywood Knights	Floyd Mutrux	3 ½	2 ½
Holy Motors	Leos Carax	½	4
The Holy Mountain	Alejandro Jodorowsky	4	6
Hot Fuzz	Edgar Wright	5	5
House	Nobuhiko Obayashi	2	3 ½
House By the Cemetery	Lucio Fulci	4	6
How to Get Ahead in Advertising	Bruce Robinson	3	4 ½
Hudsucker Proxy	Joel Coen	4	5 ½
Humanoids From the Deep	Barbara Peeters	2 ½	2 ½
I			top
I, Robot	Alex Proyas	4	4 ½
Idiocracy	Mike Judge	7	4
If Chins Could Kill	Bruce Campbell	*	*
The Illusionist	Neil Burger	2 ½	4
In the Mouth of Madness	John Carpenter	5	4 ½
Inception	Christopher Nolan	5	6
Inferno	Dario Argento	2 ½	3 ½
Insomnia	Christopher Nolan	2 ½	4
Interstellar	Christopher Nolan	5	6
Iron Sky	Timo Vuorensola	2	4 ½
Ichi the Killer	Takashi Miike	3 ½	5
J			top
Jacob's Ladder	Adrian Lynn	5	5 ½
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back	Kevin Smith	4	4 ½
The Jerk	Carl Reiner	3 ½	3
John Dies at the End	Don Coscarelli	5	4 ½
John Wick	Chad Stahelski	4	6
Johnny Dangerously	Amy Heckerling	3 ½	4
Juan of the Dead	Alejandro Brugués	3 ½	3 ½
Junk Head	Takehide Hori	6	6
K			top
Kelly’s Heroes	Brian G. Hutton	4	4
The Kentucky Fried Movie	John Landis	3 ½	3
The Killer	John Woo	3 ½	4 ½
The King of Comedy	Martin Scorsese	4	4
King of New York	Abel Ferrara	4	5
King Kong (1933)	Merian C. Cooper	4	4 ½
King of the Ants	Stuart Gordon	3 ½	4
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang	Shane Black	5	5
Kong: Skull Island	Jordan Vogt-Roberts	3 ½	5
Kung Fu Hustle	Stephen Chow	4 ½	5
L			top
The Lair of the White Worm	Ken Russell	2 ½	2 ½
Land of the Dead	George A. Romero	4 ½	4 ½
Last House on the Left	Wes Craven	3 ½	2 ½
The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu	Henry Saine	4	4
The Last Man On Earth	Ubaldo Ragona, Sidney Salkow	2	2 ½
Last Tango in Paris	Bernardo Bertolucci	3 ½	4
The Last Temptation of Christ	Martin Scorsese	4 ½	5 ½
Late Night with the Devil	Colin & Cameron Cairnes	4	4
The Legend of Drunken Master	Lau Kar-leung	3 ½	4
Let the Right One In	Tomas Alfredson	5	4
The Lighthouse	Robert Eggers	4	5
Like Water For Chocolate	Alfonso Arau	3	3
Little Nicky	Steven Brill	1 ½	1 ½
Little Otik	Jan Svankmajer	3 ½	4
The Lives of Others	Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck	6	6
The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue	Jorge Grau	3 ½	4 ½
A Lizard in a Woman's Skin	Lucio Fulci	2 ½	4
Logan Lucky	Steven Soderbergh	3	3 ½
Logan's Run	Michael Anderson	3 ½	3 ½
The Long Walk	Francis Lawrence	4.5	4.5
Longlegs	Osgood Perkins	4	4 ½
Looper	Rian Johnson	4 ½	5
Lord of Illusions	Clive Barker	2 ½	4
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring	Peter Jackson	5 ½	6
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels	Guy Ritchie	6	5
Lost In La Mancha	Keith Fulton & Louis Pepe	4	3 ½
Lucky	Steve Cuden	4	2 ½
Lunacy	Jan Svankmajer	3 ½	4 ½
M			top
Mad God	Phil Tippett	2 ½	4 ½
Mad Max	George Miller	2 ½	3 ½
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome	George Miller & George Ogilvie	3 ½	4
Mad Max: Fury Road	George Miller	4	5
Magic	Richard Attenborough	3	3 ½
The Magic Christian	Joseph McGrath	3 ½	2 ½
Mallrats	Kevin Smith	3 ½	3
The Maltese Falcon (1941)	John Huston	4	3 ½
Mandy	Panos Cosmatos	2	4
Manhunter	Michael Mann	4	4
El Mariachi	Robert Rodriguez	4	2 ½
Marihuana	Dwain Esper	1	1
Mars Attacks!	Tim Burton	3	5
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World	Peter Weir	3 ½	5
The Matrix	The Wachowski Brothers	5 ½	6
The Matrix Reloaded	The Wachowski Brothers	4	5 ½
The Matrix Revolutions	The Wachowskis	4	5
May	Lucky McGee	3	5
Meet the Feebles	Peter Jackson	3/3	2½/3½
Memento	Christopher Nolan	4	4
Menno's Mind	Jon Kroll	1	2
Metropolis (1926)	Fritz Lang	2 ½	2 ½
Midsommar	Ari Aster	4 ½	5 ½
Miller's Crossing	Joel & Ethan Coen	3 ½	4 ½
Minority Report	Steven Spielberg	4	5
Monty Python and the Holy Grail	Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones	6	6
Moon	Duncan Jones	5	5
Ms .45	Abel Ferrara	2 ½	3 ½
My Best Fiend	Werner Herzog	4	3 ½
N			top
Natural Born Killers	Oliver Stone	3 ½	4
Near Dark	Kathryn Bigelow	3 ½	4 ½
Necronomicon: Book of the Dead	Cristophe Gans, Shusuke Kaneko, Brian Yuzna	2 ½	3 ½
Network	Sidney Lumet	5	4
The Nice Guys	Shane Black	5	6
Night of the Creeps	Fred Dekker	3 ½	4
Night of the Living Dead	George Romero	4	3
Night Watch	Timur Bekmambetov	4	4 ½
The Nightmare Before Christmas (v2003)	Henry Selick	5 ½	6
The Nightmare Before Christmas (v2024)	Henry Selick	4	5 ½
A Nightmare on Elm Street	Wes Craven	4 ½	4 ½
The Ninth Configuration	William Peter Blatty	3 ½	4
The Ninth Gate	Roman Polanski	3 ½	4
No Country for Old Men	Joel & Ethan Coen	6	6
Nosferatu (2024)	Robert Eggers	4 ½	6
Nosferatu the Vampyre	Werner Herzog	3 ½	4
O			top
O Brother, Where Art Thou?	Joel Coen	5 ½	6
Office Space	Mike Judge	5	3 ½
Oldboy	Park Chanwook	4 ½	6
On The Waterfront	Elia Kazan	5 ½	4 ½
The One	James Wong	3	3 ½
One Hour Photo	Mark Romanek	5 ½	5 ½
One Crazy Summer	Savage Steve Holland	2	3
P			top
Panic Room	David Fincher	4 ½	5 ½
Paycheck	John Woo	3 ½	4
Phantasm	Don Coscarelli	3 ½	3 ½
Phantasm II	Don Coscarelli	3	4
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead	Don Coscarelli	2 ½	3 ½
Phantasm IV: Oblivion	Don Coscarelli	3 ½	4
Phantasm V: Ravager	David Hartman	3 ½	3 ½
Phantoms	Joe Chappelle	3 ½	4
Phase IV	Saul Bass	3 ½	4
Phenomena	Dario Argento	3 ½	4
π (Pi)	Darren Aronofsky	5	4
Pig	Michael Sarnoski	5	5
Planet of the Apes	Franklin J. Schaffner	3 ½	3 ½
Platoon	Oliver Stone	5	5
Poltergeist	Tobe Hooper	4	4 ½
The Pope of Greewich Village	Stuart Rosenberg	3 ½	4
Poultrygeist	Lloyd Kaufman	2 ½	2 ½
The Prestige	Christopher Nolan	3 ½	4 ½
Primer	Shane Carruth	3 ½	3 ½
Prince of Darkness	John Carpenter	3	3 ½
The Prophecy	Gregory Widen	3 ½	4 ½
The Psychic	Lucio Fulci	2	3 ½
Q			top
Quiz Show	Robert Redford	4	4 ½
R			top
Rabid	David Cronenberg	3 ½	3 ½
Radio Free Albemuth	John Alan Simon	3 ½	3 ½
Raising Arizona	The Coen Brothers	6	6
Ravenous	Antonia Bird	4 ½	5 ½
Raw Meat	Gary Sherman	2	3
Re-Animator	Stuart Gordon	4	4
Rear Window	Alfred Hitchcock	2	3 ½
Repo Man	Alex Cox	4 ½	4 ½
Reservoir Dogs	Quentin Tarantino	6	6
Resident Evil	Paul W.S. Anderson	3 ½	4
The Resurrected	Dan O'Bannon	4 ½	4 ½
The Return of the Living Dead	Dan O'Bannon	4	4
The Ring	Gore Verbinski	4	6
River's Edge	Tim Hunter	4 ½	4
Road To Perdition	Sam Mendes	3 ½	5
The Road Warrior	George Miller	4	5 ½
Robocop	Paul Verhoeven	5	4 ½
Romeo is Bleeding	Peter Medak	3	3
Rosemary's Baby	Roman Polanski	4	4 ½
Rubber	Quentin Dupieux	4	4 ½
Run Lola Run	Tom Tykwer	4	4
The Running Man	Paul Michael Glaser	3 ½	3 ½
The Running Man (2025)	Edgar Wright	4	4 ½
S			top
Sacrifice	Andy Collier and Tor Mian	2 ½	4
Safe Men	John Hamburg	5 ½	4 ½
Salem's Lot	Tobe Hooper	3 ½	4
Saving Private Ryan	Steven Spielberg	6	6
A Scanner Darkly	Richard Linklater	4 ½	5
Scanners	David Cronenberg	3 ½	3
Scotland, PA	Billy Morrissette	4	4
SE7EN	David Fincher	6	6
Seven Samurai	Akira Kurosawa	5	5 ½
Sharknado	Anthony C. Ferrante	1or5	1 ½
Shaun of the Dead	Edgar Wright	4 ½	4 ½
The Shining	Stanley Kubrick	5	6
The Slammin' Salmon	Kevin Heffernan	4 ½	4 ½
Snakes on a Plane	David R. Ellis	3 ½	4
Snowden	Oliver Stone	5	5
Snowpiercer	Bong Joon-ho	3 ½	4
Society	Brian Yuzna	3 ½	4
Solaris	Andrei Tarkovsky	3 ½	4
Something in the Dirt	Justin Benson & Aaron Moorhead	3 ½	4
Sorcerer	William Friedkin	4 ½	4 ½
Southland Tales	Richard Kelly	3 ½	4 ½
Spawn	Mark A.Z. Dippé	3	4 ½
Spider	David Cronenberg	4 ½	5 ½
Spring	Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead	3 ½	4 ½
Spring Breakers	Harmony Korine	3 ½	4 ½
Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones	George Lucas	3	4 ½
Strange Brew	Rick Moranis & Dave Thomas	6	6
Strangers on a Train	Alfred Hitchcock	3 ½	4
A Streetcar Named Desire	Elia Kazan	4	4
The Substance	Coralie Fargeat	4	4 ½
Super Mario Bros.	4 Different People(!)	1	1
Super Troopers	Jay Chandrasekhar	4	4
Super Troopers 2	Jay Chandrasekhar	4 ½	4 ½
Support Your Local Sheriff!	Burt Kennedy	3 ½	3
Survival of the Dead	George A. Romero	2 ½	3
Suspiria	Dario Argento	4	6
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance	Park Chan-wook	3 ½	4
Synchronic	Justin Benson & Aaron Moorhead	3 ½	4
T			top
Tenebrae	Dario Argento	3	4
The Terminator	James Cameron	4 ½	4 ½
Terribly Happy	Henrik Ruben Genz	4 ½	5
Terrifier (1-3)	Damion Leone	*	*
TerrorVision	Ted Nicolaou	3	3
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre	Tobe Hooper	3	4
Them Crooked Vultures (4/19/2010)	Them Crooked Vultures	6	*
They Live	John Carpenter	3 ½	4
The Thing (1982)	John Carpenter	6	6
The Thing From Another World!	James Whale	2	2
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead	Gary Fleder	2 ½	3
Three Kings	David O. Russell	5	5 ½
Three on a Meathook	William Girdler	1	1 ½
THX 1138: Director's Cut	George Lucas	3	4 ½
Time Bandits	Terry Gilliam	4 ½	5 ½
Timecrimes	Nacho Vigalondo	3 ½	3 ½
To Live and Die in LA	William Friedkin	4	4 ½
Tomb Raider	Simon West	1 ½	3
El Topo	Alejandro Jodorowsky	3 ½	5
Total Recall	Paul Verhoeven	5	5
A Town Called Panic	Stephane Aubier & Vincent Patar	4	4
Transmission	Michael Hurst	2 ½	3 ½
Tron	Steven Lisberger	4	5
True Romance	Tony Scott	5	5
The Two Jakes	Jack Nicholson	2 ½	3 ½
Two-Lane Blacktop	Monte Hellman	3	2 ½
The Twonky	Arch Oboler	2 ½	2 ½
U			top
UHF	Jay Levey	4 ½	4 ½
Ultraviolet	Kurt Wimmer	1 ½	2 ½
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent	Tom Gormican	5	5
Unbreakable	M. Night Shyamalan	5 ½	6
Uzumaki (aka Spiral)	Akiro Higuchi	2 ½	4 ½
V			top
V for Vendetta	James McTeigue	4 ½	5 ½
Vampire's Kiss	James McTeigue	3 ½	3 ½
Vanishing Point	Richard C. Sarafian	3 ½	4 ½
Versus	Ryuhei Kitamura	2 ½	4
A Very Long Engagement	Jean-Pierre Jeunet	4 ½	6
Videodrome	David Cronenberg	4 ½	4
Viking	Andrei Kravchuk	1 ½	4
The Void	Steven Kostanski & Jeremy Gillespie	5	5
W			top
Wag the Dog	Barry Levinson	4	4
The Wages of Fear	Henri-Georges Clouzot	3 ½	4
Wall Street	Oliver Stone	4 ½	4
Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit	Nick Park & Steve Box	5	6
Wallace & Gromit: The Incredible Adventures of	Nick Park	6	6
Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe	Les Blank	4	3 ½
What We Do in the Shadows	Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi	5	5
Where the Buffalo Roam	Art Linson	3 ½	3 ½
White Sands	Roger Donaldson	3 ½	3 ½
The Wild Blue Yonder	Werner Herzog	1 ½	3
Willy's Wonderland	Kevin Lewis	1 ½	3 ½
Wild at Heart	David Lynch	3 ½	4
The Wild Bunch	Sam Peckinpah	4	4 ½
The Wild One	Laszlo Benedek	4	3 ½
Winter's Bone	Debra Granik	5	5
The Wizard of Gore	Herschell Gordon Lewis	2	2
Wizards	Ralph Bakshi	2	3 ½
The Wolf of Wall Street	Martin Scorcese	5	6
The World's End	Edgar Wright	2 ½	4
X			top
X-Men	Bryan Singer	5	5 ½
Y			top
Yakuza Apocalypse	Takashi Miike	3 ½	4 ½
You Only Live Twice	Lewis Gilbert	3 ½	4
Young Frankenstein	Mel Brooks	6	6
Z			top
A Zed & Two Noughts	Peter Greenaway	1	3 ½
Zombi Holocaust	Marino Girolami	1	2
Zombie	Lucio Fulci	3 ½	4 ½

Shitheap

Ah, yes, the movies that just plain suck, for whatever reason. Movies here deserve the title of one giant whiffy pile of crap. View with extreme caution...

MOVIE	DIRECTOR	Story	Look
Carnival of Souls (1998)	Adam Grossman	0	2
Cats	Satan	0	0
Crypt of the Living Dead	Ray Danton & Julio Salvador	0	1
The Day After Tomorrow	Roland Emmerich	0	3 ½
Human Centipede	Tom Six	*	*
Jupiter Ascending	The Wachowskis	0	1 ½
Men In Black II	Barry Sonnenfeld	0	2 ½
Rabbits	David Lynch	0	0
Sleeper	Woody Allen	0	0
Trick ‘r Treat	Michael Dougherty	0	4
The Whole Nine Yards	Jonathan Lynn	0	1
Zoolander	Ben Stiller	0	3