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JULY 2026
Not Easterns...
This month is a look at some older and newer different takes on some cowboy-times where law is usually determined by the iron on your hip. And they don't always ride horses. At least not the Space Cowboy one. Plus as always some truly randoms for your Saturday Night Specials if you are looking for something a little less...dusty. -Enjoy!
Part 4: 7/24/2026
The Magnificent Seven (1960)
Director: John Sturges
Maybe a slight bit of hyperbole here, closer to the Predicament Six and the Lil B!tch
Django Unchained (2012)
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Just like “Gone with the Wind” but with less romance and more swear words and bloody headshots.
Tombstone (1993)
Director: George P. Cosmatos
Sometimes it’s harder to shake those old habits, especially when it comes to bitchslappin Billy Bob Thorton and shootin’ asshoe cowboys.
Martin (1977)
Director: George A. Romero
It’s not easy being a horny 70’s extreme blood collector.
Part 3: 7/17/2026
The Quick and the Dead (1995)
Director: Sam Raimi
Back in those Cowboy days where the good guys had peni (usually), and the bad guys just shot yo ass for their mild amusements.
High Plains Drifter (1973)
Director: Clint Eastwood
Back in the days when all you had to do to get a good-paying job was just shoot a few bad guys.
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)
Director: Troy Duffy
The Boys are back in town, Thin Lizzy would be proud.
Part 2: 7/10/2026
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
Director: John Huston
Turns out the difference between fool’s gold and actual gold comes down to the man holding the bag. And never trust an ass.
Last Man Standing (1996)
Director: Walter Hill
Sometimes those old sleepy Prohibition towns hold the most actions, especially when tommy guns get involved!
The Menu (2022)
Director: Mark Mylod
One of those top-tier chefery eating experiences where a request for steak sauce gets your ass KICKED!
Part 1: 7/3/2026
Once Upon a Time in the West (1969/2011)
Director: Sergio Leone
This ain’t no fairy tale. Not a single fairy in it, no sir! That Kansas City not involved at all!
A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)
Director: Seth MacFarlane
It’s been a spell since one of those Western comedies, this one contains a higher dickjoke-to-sheep ratio than most.
American Graffiti (1973)
Director: George Lucas
A little less serious look at life than that episode of 'Happy Days' where they find the Fonz’s stash of methamphetamines.
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