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September 2026
Making Escapeses
Doing a lot of prison breaks this month involving physical incarcerations and psychological manipulations and gettin' the fuck outta Dodge. Not that everyone here is innocent, but they all gots their reasons. And as an added bonus, you get a Double Cage Review month! -Enjoy!
Part 1: 9/4/2026
Escape from Alcatraz (1979)
Director: Don Siegel
The hardest part of escaping from an island prison? Acquiring the shark repellent.
Stalag 17 (1953)
Director: Billy Wilder
Of all the Stalags, this is both the best and the worst of the Stalags.
Solomon Kane (2009)
Director: M. J. Bassett
Nothing says Evil Asskicker like a tall hat with a wide brim.
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