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AUGUST 2026
Summer Doldrums
With the last heat of the Summer beating down on us, it makes it a little harder to concentrate so fuckit, going full random this month. Seriously, I still don't remember why I picked some of these. So I guess it doesn't make the Saturday Night Specials any...specialer, they are all equal on the short yellow bus of the DMR. Except for the Nic Fkn Cage one, of course. -Enjoy!
Part 2: 8/14/2026
JCVD (2008)
Director: Mabrouk el Mechri
Where the Muscles from Brussels is Meagered and Beleaguered
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024)
Director: Guy Ritchie
Kinda like the A-Team of WWII, except they all probably actually committed the crimes they were accused of.
Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
Director: Joseph Zito
When the Wolverines aren’t available, who ya gonna call?
Lifeforce (1985)
Director: Tobe Hooper
Don’t trust British NASA. Or Space Vampires. But especially never trust British NASA Space Vampires.
Part 1: 8/7/2026
Risky Business (1983)
Director: Paul Brickman
Sometimes one yearns for more than the power of Bob Seger.
Death Wish (1974)
Director: Michael Winner
New York City and Crime, just like Peanut Butter and Jelly! With a sprinkling of rat-turds on top.
The Funeral (1996)
Director: Abel Ferrara
Given the title, not the most uplifting of movies, really. Could have used a puppy or kitten to lighten the mood a bit.
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