Latest Reviews
March 2025
Animals!
While there are a lot of animal-titled movies here, I must admit some of them are false advertising. Said animals may or may not actually be included in said films. That's not on me, that's the director's fault! And be sure to check out theLivestreams most Monday nights. -Enjoy!
Part 3: 3/21/2025
Where the Buffalo Roam
Director: Art Linson
"Is this a great movie? No. Is it an awesome movie? Yes."
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Director: Wes Anderson
"Even if Mr. Fox is a bit of an egotistical douchebag, he admits it and the constant struggle against one’s own nature."
Rabbits
Director: David Lynch
I have no amusing quotes or anecdotes for this pile of suck. But you should still watch the review, because it's better than the film.
Part 2: 3/14/2025
Reservoir Dogs
Director: Quentin Tarantino
"Crime drama at its finest here, I’ll call you Mr. Pink if you argue. You can have a different opinion, but I mistrust your decisions in life if you don’t like this."
The Slammin’ Salmon
Director: Kevin Heffernan
"Are swordfish savaged? Is there hot soup? Does Lance Henriksen wonder where the bathroom is? Does it even get...out of hand?"
Part 1: 3/7/2025
The Wolf of Wall Street
Director: Martin Scorcese
"...it’s a good fuckin story. How much is true? How much is fiction? Who fuckin cares! It’s some crazy shit!"
Cocaine Bear
Director: Elizabeth Banks
"It is a helluva drug, Nancy Reagan even tells us so. Give it to an apex predator? Yeah, you fucked."
Cats
Director: Satan
"Shame! Shame! Shame!"
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