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May 2024
For all those Hard Bastards out there

Did up a little playlist in tribute, which means we gots a lots of Woo for ya in this update, plus more! Plus check the new Now Playing Poster for Brew Romance (+ a couple updates on 5/8 AND 5/17) - Enjoy!


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Five Deadly Venoms
Director: Chang Cheh

"But there they were. Like a 5-member Asian-Mexican version of the band KISS. And as everyone knows, KISS is just...the worst."

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Drunken Master
Director: Yuen Woo-ping

"Karate Kid got nothing on this, I’d wax off a car any day compared to this insanity."

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The Legend of Drunken Master
Director: Lau Kar-leung

"Jackie Chan seems to be a bit of a scamster and cheater, your typical rebel miscreant 40-year-old youth."

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Face/Off
Director: John Woo

"I know it’s not Travolta’s fault, but I’m still blaming him for like 95% of the suck that this is."

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Hard Boiled
Director: John Woo

"Leaping through the air while firing two guns? Got it. Police Squad siren POV while racing to the scene? Got it. Motorcycle death ramp jump into a baddy? Got it!"

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True Romance
Director: Tony Scott

"If I’m gonna watch a love story, this is the form it should take. Script by Tarantino. Directed by the other Scott. Drama. Romance. Violence. Humor. Really the complete package here."

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The Killer
Director: John Woo

"We start off with Chow Yun-Fat. A church. And sooooo many candles. It’s like an 80s douche commercial up in heres."

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Hard Bastard
Director: Godfrey Ho

"Main shit-kicker here is Hwang Jang-Lee, who actually does a great job with the face kickins, head slappins, arm-twistins and all-around ass kickery here, though mostly fighting off what appear to be a bunch of gimped monkeys."

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Enter The Dragon
Director: Robert Clouse

"Fuck all these muthahfuckin mirrors in this muthahfuckin fortress island!"

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The Good, the Bad, the Weird
Director: Kim Jee-woon

"Is it like a retarded Indiana Jones movie? Yeah, it kinda is. If Indy was retarded."

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A Better Tomorrow
Director: John Woo

"And of course, the drama. Thick as mayonnaise, it is here."


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The Kentucky Fried Movie
Director: John Landis

"'Catholic High School Girls in Trouble' trailer? This film intrigues me. Would I like to know more about Zinc Oxide? Why yes, yes I would."


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